Ilaria was wrapped in xmas lights. Muriel plugged her in and she went up in smoke. Bring it on.
The economic and military capabilities of the BRICS (Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa) are exponentially rising. Find shelter.
Two parts whiskey. One part rum. Mix and regret.
The kid screamed loud, an amphibian monster dressed as Santa was stealing her xmas tree.
Drano, brake fluid, and iodine were mixed. The gingerbread boyz all working hard and transfixed.
CBK EXCLUSIVE: Berlin band “The Nice Music” composed a very cool piece of music, “The Last Blues”, exclusively for our Christmas cover.
Merry F#*king Christmas from CBK!
We started our journey on St. Marks, where our Italian intern Greta enticed the absurdist street performer at the Astor Place Cube to join in on the fun.
The problem with the 12/21/2012 prophecy is that the Mayans aren’t around any longer, so no one will be able to sue their tanned asses if the apocalypse doesn’t pan out.
I’d heard the name kicked around at cockfights in Queens.
I got a weird present.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: The searing hot pain of gonorrhea, followed by some Aspirin placebo sugar pills.
