Bound to extreme selfishness.
The Empty Life
Someone’s feeling homesick
Got rid of wife, car and crazy roommate, sold my kids… Finally alone with my pet.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s a dick on a stick?
Happy Thanksgiving, Motherf#$%ers!
I was broke with no energy…then I lost my family and felt alone
Fix a sandwich, late for shopping , bought a mirror, kids are fine.
No explanation is necessary!