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‘Accidentally’ Sexual: 17 Instances of Actual Food Porn

Intentional vulgarity is one thing. These, thankfully, are quite another.

Story by Dominique Zamora - Source: http://foodbeast.com

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There’s something strangely beautiful about a successful “That’s What She Said” joke. I mean, sure we might have abused it a bit back in the early days, back when every mention of “wetness,” “hardness” and “size” echoed back a cherubic chorus of dirty-minded fifth graders. But we’re all adults now, so let’s just look at all these wonderfully serendipitous GIFs and photos and call them for what they are. Which is hilarious. And porn.

Intentional vulgarity is one thing. These, thankfully, are quite another.

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1. It’s supposed to be an ear.

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2. It isn’t supposed to be a clit?

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3-5. When you see it.

Photo ©complex.com

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6. THAT’S WHY THEY TASTE SO GOOD.

Photo ©cracked.com

7. Happy Rachel Ray is happy.

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8. Strangely hypnotizing.

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9. Okay this one was probably completely intentional, but come on: Olivia Munn.

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10-11. CHAMPAGNE BUKKAKE.

Photo ©Yankees

12. See what you did there.

Photo ©Burger King

13. That scientist’s face tho.

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14. No comment necessary.

Photo ©complex.com

15. INSIDE OF YOU, MINNIE.

Photo ©cracked.com

16. Fruit Salad Tossing!

Photo ©Maoam

17. MOST FLAVORFUL.

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