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The Sriracha Lover’s Gift Guide, for Everyone and Their Moms

Sriracha is the every-foodie’s milk and honey, so if you’re scrambling to find a gift for your favorite person with taste buds, rest assured these cock-sauce-inspired gifts are sure to melt even the coldest, most snobby foodie heart.

By Dominique Zamora - Source: http://foodbeast.com

Face it, no matter how well you know a person, holiday shopping is hard. Great, your bestie’s a craft beer snob. But that Moleskine Beer Journal you’ve been eyeing? He’s already got it. And that super-ironic Bacon Scarf for your super-ironic vegan friend? Yeah, his super-ironic sister’s out buying it as we speak.

Luckily, Sriracha is the every-foodie’s milk and honey, so if you’re scrambling to find a gift for your favorite person with taste buds, rest assured these cock-sauce-inspired gifts are sure to melt even the coldest, most snobby foodie heart.

Observe:
1. Boxers – Hot.

Photo © The Oatmeal

Photo © The Oatmeal

Photo © The Oatmeal

Photo © The Oatmeal

$19 @ The Oatmeal
2. Lollipops – Sriracha in totally sweet, totally suckable lolly form? Super-hot.

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Photo © Lollyphile

4 for $10 @ Lollyphile
3. Lip Balm – So Sriracha lovers everywhere can virtually make out with the sun-ripened liquid of the gods. Super-Mega-Ultra-Hot.

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Photo © J&D’s

$4 @ J&D’s
4. Popcorn – Less hot, but a totally solid alternative to butter.

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Photo © J&D’s

3 for $13 @ J&D’s
4. Cookbooks – In regular and “Veggie-Lover’s” form; the rooster don’t judge.

Courtesy of Amazon

Courtesy of Amazon

$12 @ Amazon
5. Aprons – Comes with two “perfectly sized cock holsters Sriracha bottle holsters.”

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Photo © The Oatmeal

$19 @ The Oatmeal
6. Water Bottles — Perfect for scaring random passerby with your bravado.

Photo © Gage + Desoto

Photo © Gage + Desoto

Sold out, but still awesome! H/T: Gage + Desoto
7. Tote Bags – Totes for carrying Sriracha bottles around everywhere. Obviously.

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Photo © The Oatmeal

$16 @ The Oatmeal
8. Printed T-Shirts (also bumper stickers, etc.) – For sharing rooster-y love with the world.

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Photo © The Oatmeal

$19 @ The Oatmeal
9. And finally, Pho – For curing all illness, sharing some heartfelt bonding time and hearkening back to the cock sauce’s illustrious culinary roots.

Courtesy of Foodbeast

Courtesy of Foodbeast

~$3-7 most places

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