The problem with the 12/21/2012 prophecy is that the Mayans aren’t around any longer, so no one will be able to sue their tanned asses if the apocalypse doesn’t pan out.
Sure, there’s a Twinkie Facebook page, and yeah, there was Woody Harrelson’s character in Zombieland, but when was the last time you – yeah, you – went out and picked up a pack yourself?
On the sixth day the angel of silence will arrive you will only hear the trees, the sea, the stars
