Drooling on your pillow is now welcomed and encouraged.
We think this superpower is right up there next to being able to shoot lightning bolts from the sky and being Bill Clinton.
When the warm embrace of caffeine isn’t enough, the Fingers Coffee Mug is here to lend a hand
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to get beer slathered into your hair?
…don’t eat them. Just admire.
Complete with edible cigarette butts and ashes, the cake would be perfect for a chain smoker’s birthday.
The Zombie Cake would be the perfect accompaniment to your next Halloween party or celebration…
Guests were encouraged to eat the walls, carpets, pillows and just about everything edible within an arms reach.
“I eat better out of a dumpster than […] most Tufts students will ever be able to afford.”
A steady diet of hot dogs can send you to an early grave.
An now, you’re like OMGWTFBLERGHUGHHH!
“The a—holes who decide to no-show, or cancel 20 minutes before their reservation ruin restaurants for the people who make a reservation and do their best to honor it,”
