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Hot Buns Delivered

Holiday shopping is one of the most painful activities known to man.

Fashion by Zach Simmons Story by Teo J. Babini - teo@citizenbrooklyn.com Photos by Icarus Blake Talent: actor Hans Berlin
Underwear Hanes All Accessories Jimmy Crystals Photo © Icarus Blake

Underwear by  Hanes
All Accessories by  Jimmy Crystals
Photo © Icarus Blake

Listen up fellas! Teo feels your pain. Holiday shopping is one of the most painful activities known to man. Only god knows what to get the women in your life. The kids are a bit easier, but most of them are so spoiled these days they won’t even see your gift over their brand new laptop screen. You may know what to grab your pops, but that doesn’t make trooping around in the snow against consumerist stampedes, fist fighting with drunken Santa bros any easier.

Trench by Stafford Joe boxers Glasses and watch Jimmy Crystal Photo © Icarus Blake

Trench by Stafford
Joe boxers
Glasses and watch Jimmy Crystal
Photo © Icarus Blake

Not to mention this little thing they call a recession, which punches holes in pockets like pissed off LIRR conductors. Sometimes you gotta get creative, and what better way to surprise your significant other than simultaneously making a fool out of yourself AND being really sexy about it at the same time. If you can make them laugh and keep things interesting in the bedroom, you’re likely to enjoy a very healthy relationship. Just make sure on the commute not to get caught with your pants down in public, the police will likely find it much less endearing that you intend.

Trench by Stafford Underwear James Fiallo Glasses and watch Jimmy Crystals Photo © Icarus Blake

Trench by Stafford
Underwear by James Fiallo
Glasses and watch Jimmy Crystals
Photo © Icarus Blake

Underwear Dr Seuss Trench by H&M Glasses Jimmy crystal Photo © Icarus Blake

Underwear by Dr Seuss
Trench by H&M
Glasses by Jimmy crystal
Photo © Icarus Blake

Hat by Kangol Jacket is Topman for River Island Photo © Icarus Blake

Hat by Kangol
Jacket by Topman for River Island
Photo © Icarus Blake

Styling – Zachary Simmons
Talent – Hans Berlin, Actor

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